Merry Christmas, y’all

Anyone who’s known me for more than a year knows that every December I start asking around about “Santa’s Stuck in the Elevator,” a little-known but much-loved holiday tune from my childhood. Judging from the years of blank stares, I’d always imagined I was the only kid in the early 80s who owned this record, but now, thanks to the Internets and my darling husband, I have proof positive that I wasn’t. Listen up.